Well if She isn’t? She should be!

Plenty of names keep cropping up rumoured to be entering this years rebirthed Channel Five Celebrity Big Brother 2011 with most of them (I’m starting to yawn, I mean the Speaker of the House of Common’s John’s missus, Sally Bercrow, who’s got publicist Max Clifford signed-up as her new agent already, I mean whatever!) coming from one particular tabloid daily newspaper, but you can’t blame them for the hype because as any fellow BB fan will tell you, (apart from Pete Burns was a brilliant housemate) what we really want is three-weeks of non-stop unaldulterated entertainment, tears and more tears, diva-tantrums, diva-drama, revelations, lots of secrets and plenty of A-List action from each of the wannabe housemates, not for all of them to be all sat around the settees being best false friends forever, mind you with hypo-active twins Jedward bouncing from the word go-go that’ll be enough to start them whingeing.

But Channel Five network have got a lot to prove after the success of their rival network Channel 4 who put the ‘Big’ in Big Brother and I’ve got to admit that despite loving former BB housemate Brian Dowling (who’s now got over his fear of chicken’s and been promoted to show host), I’ve already heard him whining that he doesn’t want to see too much ‘down n dirty’ coming from inside the celebrity house but hey! stop being prudish  ’Shy-Boy-Bri’ because putting a 24/7 fully stocked-up bar in the BB house is bound to get several of the wannabe D-list celebs housemates to let their charade down and earn their over-priced BB pay-packets and you’ll get to have your say in the live interviews.

Now getting back to the rumours, I’ve heard a big big juicy one that Imogen Thomas, 28, has been approached by the Channel 5 producers to get her lush Welsh-self in there, and let’s face it, she’d be just what the launch show really needs especially after her public melt-down as the ‘other woman’  gagged in to silence over the Ryan Giggs affair, (Bless her, she thought he loved her and was going to leave his family for her what a wake-up call).

The stunning model has just returned from Marbella shooting her generous sunkissed assets for her new calendar and despite all, she’s bounced back from (skating around London wearing a t-shirt that blasts, ‘Your Boyfriend says Hi!) taking one heck of a pasting from the public, including death threats from none-other than the very best of moralistic Brits who are always guaranteed to be head of the queue to cast the first stone.

I didn’t hear anyone give her any sympathy for being Welsh!

Bi-lingual Imogen would make a great Celebrity BB housemate 2011 plus she’s upped her game since the last time she appeared in the seventh show of the reality series, where the apparent ‘girl from next door’ successfully proved herself to be a compulsive rule breaker and finally ended up in the ‘house next door’ until she was evicted having made it to 87 days, not bad!

Since leaving BB she’s earned success in the modelling world for lads mags Maxim and Zoo and owns the title of being the sexiest Big Brother Housemate, so I’m keeping my fingers X’d that the most hated and notorious gorgeous female model in the UK get’s her chance to put the story straight, ( in both languages) by getting a few drinks down her neck as a Celebrity BB Housemates 2011 and get the new show party started in 2011 BB style (sorted).

Let’s not forget the reality of the last Celeb BB Alex Reid (who’s Alex Reid?) who entered the celebrity Big Brother house branded nothing but a loathsome zero and ended up being the viewers extraordinary hero!

Channel Five Celebrity Big Brother Housemates 2011 revealed tonight at 9pm.