It’s day 1 in the Big brother House and it appears that battling against the weather wasn’t the only battle going on inside the compounds of the swanky new Celebrity big brother house today as Amy Childs, Tara Reid and Kerry Katona didn’t let their army of male fans down by peeling off and getting down to their itsie-bitsie bikini wear, not only to eye  up the male studs they’re sharing a luxury house with for the next three weeks but to decide who’s hot and who’s not. It also gave them an opportunity to take a sly peek at each other to see who owns the best Big Brother 2011 bikini bod.
American Pie actress and reputed loose cannon Tara Reid, at 35′s got a few years on Amy Childs, 20, and reality star Kerry Katona. 30, but the popularity stakes are high for every housemate taking part in CBB and the girls know the game is getting their assets out as a definite way to score those all important male veiwing points.
Now apart from feeling the heat of the weather, who do they think is hot?
Only two names from two guys very easy on the eye come to mind for the girls and that’s male models Lucien Laviscount,19, and Bobby Sable,25, but despite gorgeous Bobby strutting his impressive body around for most of the day, TOWIE beautician Amy told Kerry that ‘No way babe’ does she fancy the Levis model, but admitted that although Lucien was in great shape  after sweating and panting doing his rigorous work-out, he is at the tender age of 19, way to young for her, OMG!
But Amy was keen to find out a little gossip from her former CANS associate Kerry, like had she found herself a ‘new fella’ after her public split from her last man Dan Foden?
Kerry told her, ‘I’m done with men’ but that doesn’t have to mean that she can’t look or drool at either Lucien or Bobby.
So that’s final then Lucien, or Lu as the girls have named him is ‘hit’ but ‘not’ old enough for either Amy or Kerry .
So far, so good, the three bikini Goddesses appear to bear no outward bitchiness towards each other but as we all know this is car crash TV at its best and anything can happen once Big Brother throws a king-sized spanner in to the works.
3-1 favourites identical twins Jedward ventured out to the pool this morning in matching stripped trunks but looked considerably pale in comparison to Bobby very much at home spending most of the first full day in the BB house topless, but the 17-year-old hyper-active twins are facing serious competition in the house from none-other than Kerry Katona who entered the house last night sporting a bigger quiff than the Grimes, but the lads were gracious by telling her ‘keep your hair like that, it’s cool, it looks really good’, bless them, can’t wait for the hair lacquer war to kick-off!
It’s only the first day but diva drama will find its way to each celebrity once BB’s classic headgames begin.
At this early stage it’s really difficult to know exactly who will be best at mixing up trouble and excitement. Former Baywatch babe Pamela Hasselhoff  and Australia’s Mr Papman, Darryn Lyons could be the Divas to watch out for but they’d better beware of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding star, self-professed hardman Paddy Doherty, because he’s no way the showbiz type, which could soon push the bare-knuckle fighter and grandad to fifteen who rarely mixes with outsiders,to extreme.
Is that just Paddy’s BB camera smile or is he really gritting his teeth?
Celebrity Big Brother, Roll Camera Action tonight at 9pm on channel Five.