It’s only been a few hours since Paddy Doherty was crowned Celebrity Big Brother Winner of 2011 and already the buzz surrounding a new set of Big Brother housemates is like electric in the air.
No doubt the realty shows cleaners are in their right now getting the place spick and span for its brand new set of reality wannabe stars who will be introduced one-by-one on the live launch show later tonight.
According to the latest on the Big Brother Twist, former baywatch stunner Pamela Anderson is going to enter the BB house via the diary room once all the new housemates get their breath and is staying with them for the weekend.
Unfortunately for the inmates, how they impress the buxom blonde will depend on how long one of them stays in the show so they’d better be ready to give her the ‘kiss of life’ to save their desperate backsides from the first evcition.
So who exactly is going to thrill viewers until November?
Well expect the unexpected from car-crash TV, but a little ‘humming’ bird told me that viewers can expect to see seven men and seven women all under the age of 30yrs go in.
One of the females is a naked tree-climber and contortionist which should do down well with an upper class bloke with no sense of smell.
They’re going to be joined by a therapy student from London who’s desperate to find his soulmate but should be kept on the end of his seat by a Manchurian girl who has a passion for shopping and handbags.
Then we’ll get to meet a Peckham bloke who runs his own record label and used to model for Baby Gap. He also claims to have pulled Pixie Lot and no doubt will give advice to the young South Shields lass who’s convicned she’s going to marry N-Dubz rapper Dappy.
What will the housemates and viewers think of the holistic healer who believes that she’s not human and the Midlands bloke who blasts that ‘fat people’ make him angry, or the female club hostess who has the ‘mostess’ in thousands of pounds of designer gear?
Keeping them all in the place is a obsessive fitness freak who loves wrestling and spends all her money on food and protein which could cause one or two rather unhealthy problems for her fellow housemates if the food budget suffers by her love of eating six or seven times a day.
Then along comes an animal worshipper who once gave a frog the kiss of life and a keep fit partying god from Newcastle whose mum is his best friend. Maybe the housemates will get educated from the Oxford language expert who boasts she can ‘shake her bum until it’s a blur.’ Last but not least is a grown ‘cry baby’ man from Western Supermare who breaks down in floods of tears each time he gets a haircut!
Just before viewers get to meet the new Big Brother Housemates on Channel 5 at 9.30 in the live launch show, CBB 2011 winner Paddy Doherty’s 21-days life-changing experience will be highlighted in The Winner’s Story at 9pm.