There doesn’t seem like a day goes past without Katie Price, aka Jordan, at the butt of some joke or other.
Now she has taken on yet another drastic career turn, writing and releasing her very own celebrity gossip magazine, she is returning the insults – full throttle…

So far in Katie’s new Slag mag, thoughtfully named Katie, celebs such as TOWIE girls, Kerry Katona and Christina Aguilera have felt the sting of Jordans wit.

Now it is none other than the nations sweet heart, Cheryl Cole that is feeling the brute force of the stars comical acid tongue!

Despite living in a world of her own truly ‘unique’ fashion sense, the queen of reality TV still likes to lend out ‘helpful’ style advise and criticisms.

First the 33 year-old blasted The TOWIE girls for donning OTT sparkly ball gowns for a red carpet event earlier this year.

She said: ‘They look like forty something housewives at a ball. They must’ve all gone to the same shop and got them for free.’

The star then went forward to pick on her former bbf, Kerry katona, slating the outfit she wore over a ‘year ago.’

She chirped: ‘Awful. She hasn’t got the figure to wear this. And the hair – what the hell? Kerry isn’t the feminine type, so she can’t carry it off.’

Not even high flyer celeb Christina Aguilera could escape the heated firing line.

While most public personalities, with the exception of carefree feisty Kelly Osbourne of course, politely over looked the more cuddlier version of the iconic popstar, Katie was straight in their with the fat jokes…

‘She’s clearly put on some weight, so she’s dressing to try to hide that, but it isn’t working. It just makes her bum look even bigger.’

Now the ex galmour girl has turned her attention to Cheryl Cole, perhaps not the smartest move as her insults are bound to anger Chazza’s ever expanding fan base…

Picking chunks out of Cheryl’s brightly coloured purple trousers and coral top, the mum of three wrote: ‘The whole thing’s absolutely hideous. 
I love the colours but 
I hate the clothes. It looks like she’s put on a bit of weight.’

The showbiz world just wouldn’t be the same without our Katie!